An interview with my unborn child...

Q. What is your favorite food you like your mommy to eat?
Baby: Nothing....I much perfer Mommy to have an empty stomache. Makes more room for me. It is after all, all about me!

Q. So then I guess the food you like least is.....
Baby: Yeah...everything. Food is gross.

Q. Don't you feel bad about making your mommy sick every morning?
Baby: She's a strong lady. She can handle it. Besides, who wants to digest food anyway right?

Q. So what do you think you are going as for Halloween?
Baby: A case of indigestion.

Q. Hmmm interesting. So is there any indication when the morning sickness will come to an end?
Baby: Well they always say the end of the first trimester which is in 2 weeks. Holidays are coming up soon. I might just let mommy enjoy Christmas Cookies. Of course that could just be a campaign promise as well. Time will tell.