Mom Talk

Things I've found myself saying lately....

- Your Barrel of monkeys don't go in your undies....no thats not a pocket.

- Because Addison doesnt eat chips, thats why.

- No honey, I dont want a goldfish. Thanks for sharing though. No. No. I don't want any. Thank you. That was delicious. Yes, it's nice to share.

- Because I can't get a NEW Connor if you break....so sit down and stop jumping on the couch.

- No you are a boy, not a girl. Because God made you a boy. No that wont change.

-Please dont put peas in your hair. Because its gross thats why.

-We dont eat fruit snacks for breakfast....no...just cause they have the word "fruit" in them doesnt make it breakfast. Have a banana.

-Yes, you will be 10 one day...but thats a long way to go still.

-Well, if you really WANT to dip your cantelope in ketchup, that's up to you.

-Just because your CD broke doesnt mean you get a new one. Yes, I know Nana bought you a new CD, when your old one broke and that was nice, but its not going to happen every time. No, you can't call Nana now.

-Because Atlanta is very far away. Too far to visit today. No not tomorrow either.

-Well, yes, technically Elmo is "nakey" (naked) but he has fur all over his body, so I think it's okay.



What about you? Do YOU ever find yourself saying things to your kids you can't believe came out of your mouth?