From the mouth of babes.....

For your reading enjoyment....comedy courtesy of my almost 3 year old and the conversations he has with me (and sometimes with himself).

::Singing and running around the house::: "Jack an Jill, went up da hill to Veggie Tales a wader..."

Connor pretended he was going shopping, grabbed a reuasable bag (way to be a hero for the environment, son!) and later proceeded to show me what he "bought" at "Publix"....."a cucumber, a strawberry, some french fries, a bread, ....a hippo, a monkey, a seven, and this guy!" (a little man that fits in one of his trucks)

As we were pulling into a parking garage..."Mommy, you have 2 choices. You can go this way...or this way. Which choice are you going to make?" I turned into a space. "Good choice, Mommy."

I was changing Addi's diaper and singing to her "On the day Addi was born the angels smiled and the blew on their horns and they danced, they danced, they laughed and they raised their hands. On the day Addi was born." Connor walked by and said, "No Mommy, the angels were not happy. They were sad and they were cryin."

Walking in thehallway to find Connor in the bathroom, attempting to wet his head under running water. I ask, "What are you doing buddy?" He answers, "Connor is putting water on his hair to get handsome for Wila ( his grandmother)."

I walk into Connor's room and say, "Let mommy, comb your hair." He says, "Today is church day!" ( Apparently I only brush his hair on Sundays lol ).

Me: "Connor we need to change your pull-up."
Connor: "No we don't. Don't change my mind!"

::Getting into his Cozy Coupe Car::: "Connor is goin to work."
Me: "Oh? Where do you work?"
Connor: "Connor works at USAB." ( his daddy works at USAA insurance company)
Me: "What do you do at USAB?"
Connor: "Watch the TVs."
Me: "Sounds like a hard job."
Connor:"No, it's not."