From the mouth of babes.....

For your reading enjoyment....comedy courtesy of my almost 3 year old and the conversations he has with me (and sometimes with himself).

::Singing and running around the house::: "Jack an Jill, went up da hill to Veggie Tales a wader..."

Connor pretended he was going shopping, grabbed a reuasable bag (way to be a hero for the environment, son!) and later proceeded to show me what he "bought" at "Publix"....."a cucumber, a strawberry, some french fries, a bread, ....a hippo, a monkey, a seven, and this guy!" (a little man that fits in one of his trucks)

As we were pulling into a parking garage..."Mommy, you have 2 choices. You can go this way...or this way. Which choice are you going to make?" I turned into a space. "Good choice, Mommy."

I was changing Addi's diaper and singing to her "On the day Addi was born the angels smiled and the blew on their horns and they danced, they danced, they laughed and they raised their hands. On the day Addi was born." Connor walked by and said, "No Mommy, the angels were not happy. They were sad and they were cryin."

Walking in thehallway to find Connor in the bathroom, attempting to wet his head under running water. I ask, "What are you doing buddy?" He answers, "Connor is putting water on his hair to get handsome for Wila ( his grandmother)."

I walk into Connor's room and say, "Let mommy, comb your hair." He says, "Today is church day!" ( Apparently I only brush his hair on Sundays lol ).

Me: "Connor we need to change your pull-up."
Connor: "No we don't. Don't change my mind!"

::Getting into his Cozy Coupe Car::: "Connor is goin to work."
Me: "Oh? Where do you work?"
Connor: "Connor works at USAB." ( his daddy works at USAA insurance company)
Me: "What do you do at USAB?"
Connor: "Watch the TVs."
Me: "Sounds like a hard job."
Connor:"No, it's not."

DisneyWorld...I like you, but not "love you", like you

For those of you who know me very well...you probably know these following facts about me...

1. I married my highschool sweetheart

2. I have 2 gorgeous children

3. I taught elementary school for a few years

4. I hate ham

5. I'm sorta a Disney nerd

What? You didnt' know about the ham? Well, . . . it's just gross....ham...meat that has a sweet taste to it? Just wrong, I tell you.

The real reason of the post, is to talk Disney though.

I'm sorry if you can't get over the "Ham" fact...just accept it, lets move on.

So a few years back I started visiting a Disney forum, where all the Disney nerds come together and talk Disney stuff. And by Disney stuff, I mean like Disney stuff you never knew even existed. For instance... did you know you can build and customize your own park map on the computer and then it will come mailed to you all "Mickey" official-like so you have your favorite rides pinpointed on the maps (like Soarin and Haunted Mansion) and the rides you skip out on (like The Country Bear Jamboree) will be left unidentified and you will not be bothered by such annoyances. Or did you know, their are many DISers (yes they....ugh..."We" have a name) who swear that the majority of visitors turn to the right when entering the Magic Kingdom and therefore by taking a turn to the left, you will find the lands less crowded. Like I said....Disney nerd.

As I have visited this site (http://www.disboards.com/) I have learned many important tips, like how to work a "childswap"....(no, this is not where you switch your whining crying child, for that well behaved kid sitting nicely in their stroller) or how it is important to not take your very expensive, best stroller to the park, because of stroller theives!!! This site also provided me knowledge of different Disney contests and is the reason why my family won a 5 day stay at Disney's Beach Club for free!!!

I bet you aren't making fun of my Disney nerdiness NOW!....well yes, you probably still are...aren't you?

Let's move on.....to my point...YES! my point, I have one...

What I have come to realize, is some people...these really Hardcore DISers, have a weird notion that Disney is this magical place, where all their dreams come true....No, they REALLY do. You wouldn't believe how many of these people get their Mickey Mouse shorts in a twist, over the silliest things, ...not being the chosen family in a parade, kids upset and crying, or better yet PARENTS upset and crying, people using foul language, Cast Members not going out of their way to appear "magical."

"Magical" is a word tossed around on this site alot...."Magical" trip experience...as in "The man standing in front of me passed gas and ruined my Magical trip experience." or "Riding the monorail to Epcot was just magical, because the bus just 'smelled' like Disney!" (Honestly these people SAY these things) People need to realize that while Disney has this word "magical" attached to it, it's still just a theme park. Theme parks like money...and no, they are not the least bit interested in making your tram ride to the front of Animal Kingdom or your bathroom experience by the Maelstorm ride "magical." Tram rides and potty breaks aren't magical.

While I love Disney, and yes, I do, I really really do love Disney, and you know this now...that and well....the "ham" thing, I do not think I am as crazed about it as some people are. I am comfortable with the fact that I will never be trampled by people who are lined up for the morning " rope drop," or I am also proud that the last time I actually sat through a Disney parade, I was maybe 8.

So to sum up, yes, I'm a Disney nerd, but I'm not a Disneyaholic. And I am in no need of a 12 step program.

Not me Monday...on Tuesday

Not me Monday....I have ignored you...but in my defense I have been busy....chasing a toddler, burping a baby, ....scrubbing watermelon juice out of the carpet. you know....that sort of thing.

Anyways, no more excuses. My son is watching a video and the baby is napping....and I have a few minutes. In that case....it's on to "Not me Monday....on Tuesday!"

This past weekend was the 4th of July weekend...lots of events took place...

I did a test run on treats I am planning to make for Connor's mickey mouse party this year....needed to know if I could actually DO what I had planned in my head. It was a success I must say. Mickey mouse shaped rice krispie treats dipped in chocolate. (It's okay, I just wiped drool from MY mouth too.) The original plan was to share the treats at the 4th of July parade with some friends. But because the parade got rained out, Connor, Sean and I certainly DID NOT devour all the rice krispie treats. And half of them certainly were NOT devoured on the way home from the rainy parade. Nope not us....we wouldn't do that sort of thing.

(P.S. friends who we did not see at the parade...you will get a chance at these treats again in September so don't fret. )

I most certainly DID NOT get what looks like a 3rd degree burn on my my finger from a hot glue gun incident. ...Glue guns are dangerous people. There outta be a law ...really. Or maybe, I should just finally take up my mother-n-law's generous offer of teaching me to sew and then I wouldn't have to use said glue gun.

We are heading off to the beach this weekend with some family and I really am looking forward to it. I really love trips but the nerd within loves making the packing list almost as much as the trip itself. ...I know, I know, but I have done that since I was a kid. Old habits die hard. Anyway... I HAVE NOT already started packing for the trip that we arent leaving for for another 5 days. Not me.

I also DID NOT make packing lists for my mom and grandmother....but just a food list. If they forget their bathing suits, that will be on their heads, not mine. But gosh darn it, I will make SURE we will not forget the chips and dip!

Here's a NOT ME for my mom.... This weekend my Mom, Addison, and I went shopping at International Mall. Having a grandaughter thrills my mother to pieces I must say. Not that she doesnt fall all over Connor too or course, but having a little girl to dress up just makes my mom all smiley. ....Anyway, as we shopped through Dillards, my mom is pushing the stroller through the department, when an all too happy sales lady comes bounding over, and coos "Oh she is so little and tiny, so beautiful." My mom absolutely does NOT say "Yes, she is," and makes a brisk 90 degree turn away from the lady. In response my mouth does NOT drop open in shock. And my mother's response was NOT "She's just trying to make a sale...plus she was breathing on my baby." Nope...not her. She wouldn't do that. (I'm also NOT laughing right now just thinking about it.)

And finally, I did NOT purposefully go into BuyBuyBaby the other day just to get a free picture without having to buy any other pictures, because I heard from a freind via facebook, that BuybuyBaby will do one free pic.

Here's the picture of Addison I did NOT get for free.....

I also am NOT going to hang it up on my wall...and I also do NOT have 2 more appointments lined up this month at Picture People...with coupons!

Top 10 things I dont like about Arizona

The title says it all folks...

1. Arizona's immigration law (Senate bill1070) targeting Hispanics or anyone with "suspicious character" (Arizona's code for "Hispanics")...or anyone with difficulty speaking the English language (also Arizona's code for "Hispanics") in order to find out the legality of their presence in America.

2. Arizona's next immigration law that is in the works ...denying the constitutional right of babies born in the Arizona their rightful American citizenship if their parents are here illegally .....And they are wanting to make this law without having to have a constitutional amendment. Hey Arizona....please do us a favor and visit this website: www.uscis.gov. Might clear some stuff up.

3. Miller Valley Elementary school where it's principal asked the project leader artist of a beautiful school wall mural depicting "Going Green" transportation and children...to please make the "children's faces happier and brighter." The project leader was asked to "lighten" the faces of the dominant child in the mural. He's painted as a Hispanic boy.

......

okay thats 3...not ten...

but the way things are going...I'm sure I'll be able to come up with more soon.

It's a fact...

So I had a friend tell me I needed to blog...so I will ... mainly because .... she's probably the only person who reads my blog .... here's a shout out ..."Hey Jeanette!"

So whats new...whats new....I got a new phone.....oh yeah and a new baby....here's a picture. (Of the baby, not the phone)

Addison is our new beautiful addition to our family.

Here are some fun facts about life with a new baby in the house....

- Fact 1...Addison sleeps a great stretch of 5 hours during the night....unlike SOME other baby I had who would wake his mommy up every 2 and 1/2 hours at night....he shall remain nameless...

<----- did not sleep through the night until 11 months old!!!

But, he can build one mean lego tower!







- Fact 2....changing diapers on two kids has not been all that hard....every person who had heard Connor wasnt potty trained while I was pregnant with Addison, would give me that "look." You know....like "Ooooh thats so unfortunate....so hard....." and then kinda suck in their teeth. Eh. I decided not to stress. But very recent news in our household....we are actually well on our way to being potty trained. For those of you who know Connor, know he loves numbers....so when we started counting on a chart how many times he's gone potty....thats all it took for us to be successful. And fruit snacks. Lots and lots of fruit snacks. We are on number 17 by the way.


- Fact 3 ...having one baby does not make you prepared for the next one.....well...maybe I shouldnt say "not"....After all I can change a diaper while I am half awake, I can hear my baby waking up before she even cries....and I know that "face" that tells me I need to break out the wipies....however I was totally unprepared for spit up.....lots and lots and lots of spit up. Like change the outfit 3 times because its beeen soaked with spit up. Oh and projectile vomiting.....totally didnt see that one coming.....so of course...like the calm natured person I am...I called the doc right away to find out if my baby was normal or had some weird spitting up projectile vomiting disease....the doctor laughed at me. I dont think doctors are supposed to laugh.


-Fact 4 ....decaf coffee works almost as well as caffeinated coffee (did I spell that right?) Caffenated? Caffinated? ...okay maybe it works almost as well.


-And fact 5 - Connor has grown 3 feet taller and a 100 lbs heavier since Addison was born...well no thats not true at all....it just seems that way...my "baby" is now a big boy....or so I am trying to convince him with all this potty business.

The horror that is Senate Bill No. 6...oh and some baby updates! Yea!

Well, the talk of Teachertown is Senate Bill No. 6. introduced by Sen. John Thrasher. And what a scary little bill that it is.

What? What you say? You don't know what Senate Bill No. 6 is about? Well, neither do the majority of people who are on the outside of the school system.

Let me break it down.

It is a merit based plan. Pay-for-performance. And this pay will be based on "learning gains." "Learning gains" is a secret code word used by Mr Thrasher which really means "FCAT scores."
"FCAT" is a secret code word used by teachers that really means...."annoying pain in my rear".

The bill does away with job security, doing away with tenure and instead replacing it with yearly contracts.

It also does away with the pay-incentive for National Board Standing. A process that is long and achieved by teachers who desire to increase their teaching excellence and have met high standards.

Sen. Thrasher feels this is the way to weed out "bad" teachers. Can we apply this same idea to every professional? How about weeding out "bad" doctors? Every patients that has high cholestrol....doctors can be penalized....Or dentists....every patient with cavities...and if the cavities increase or don't improve over a years time....they are penalized. Or, or, or....how about government officials....for every person who is on welfare....catch my drift?

So the general outcry teachers have is how can you base salary on the outcome of tests that you as the teacher have absolutely NO control over? Sure you teach them...you teach the curriculum, you teach to the test, and every pre-made practice FCAT that is handed out....but in the long run...who's taking the test? The kids. Kids who have paid attention, kids who are taking the test seriously, knowing it can affect the rest of their 3rd grade little lives forever. Who else is taking the test? The kids who didnt eat breakfast that morning. The kids that got yelled at for not picking up their socks for the billionith time. The kids that are so stressed out by even just by the mention of the word "FCAT" due to the amount of pressure put on them by the school. The kids who have missed 10 plus days of school are taking this test. Kids who don't care about learning. ESOL students, with limited language skills, are taking this test....a test that is already flawed in many areas. These are the kids...the ones who are well prepared and the ones who aren't so prepared...that are holding a teacher salary in their little hands.

Bill 6 will be voted on Tueday and teachers are watching like hawks....well except for the time they are...you know....teaching. Teaching with limited resources. Teaching with little time for creativity in the classroom. Teaching because they enjoy working with children.

Sigghhh..

Anyway.

Baby update:
Addison Marie is due at the end of April, by c-section. I am measuring a week ahead so it looks like I will have another ginormous baby on my hands soon. (Connor was 9lbs and 12 oz, 21 1/4 inches long. Every nurse who would walk into my hospital room would take a look at him, look at me, and back at him and say "You DID have a c-section right?" Yes, I did....now please administer my pain medicine, Nursey!)

It occured to me this past week, that just because Connor showed no signs of making his debut early, doesn't mean Addison won't. Labor would be a new experience for me even though Ive already had one child. But there's no chance of a labored delivery....even if I do go into labor...it will still be a c-section anyway.

So in the meantime....I'm working on putting her room together and such. Trying to spend as much mommy time with Connor, knowing I wont be able to snuggle up with him as much once I come home from the c-section. He has a baby doll to practice treating a baby the way we should. I spend a lot of time saying, "No we dont throw the baby in the bed. No we don't hold the baby by the legs." But he does like to feed his baby a bottle, and then pat him on the back to burp him. (Complete with sound effects). He calls him Baby Ernie....which is great....or sometimes it's "Baby with the dirty butt." (Which is another story).

So more updates to come...

Really, California? Really?

Dear California School District,

Seriously?

Sincerely,

Common Sense

So if you havent heard, a California School Disrict just added one more to the banned book list. And it is the ever so haunting...ever so shameful...ever so shocking....Merriam-Webster Dictionary. (gasp!) www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584010,00.html

So supposedly some 4th grader got "lost" looking up a word between "oralism" and "orang" and found a shocking entry of the term "oral sex." Here's my first question. What word was this fourth grader exactly looking for? Let's not be stupid here....children know more than what we give them credit for and dont always seem like the innocent they may portray. Maybe mom and dad should sit junior down for a talk instead of running to the school board claiming "Bad form." (Yes, I just quoted "Hook." Dustin Hoffman would understand.)

Do I think it is unfortunate that this came up in a 4th grade classroom? Yep. Would I want my kid discovering the words "oral sex" at a 4th grade age....Nope!!! Do I think it's right to start slinging around the words "banned book list" when it comes to the dictionary? Ridiculous. Get a grip California. It's a dictionary and the job of a dictionary is to define words in the English language.

Here's an idea....how about...oh I don't know...put materials in your classrooms that are deemed age appropriate in the first place? If I told a kid to look up a word and plopped down the mammoth sized portion of Merriam Webster down on a kid's desk, I would expect to have tears, whining, or a cry for help in a matter of a minute.

Let's look at the word "collegiate" for a moment, shall we? Seeing how these 4th grade students are looking at a Collegiate dictionary, maybe we should open up Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary and look up the word itself.

What say you, Merriam Webster?

Collegiate col-le-giate

Function: adjective

Definition:

Designed for or characteristic of COLLEGE students.

Soooo .....California School District....you are appalled at the entry of an "age-innapropriate" word for 4th graders....in a COLLEGIATE dictionary....hmmmmmmm. Anyone else see the irony of the word "innapropriate"?

So to wrap up:

Collegiate dictionaries being used for 4th grade students: bad

Age appropriate Children's dictionaries used for 4th grade students: good

Banning the dictionary in schools: bad

Taking a big breath before you utter the words "banned book": good

Dustin Hoffman in the role of Tootsie: bad

Dustin Hoffman in the role of James Hook: good.