Shhh... I'm on the phone!

Connor's Elmo Counting phone conversations that have taken place recently....

Connor: Uh, Hello, is this Coca-Cola? Yes? Can I speak to my Wila please?" (His grandmother)....

:::Hangs up the phone::: "Uh ...Wila can't talk now they said. She is still working."

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Connor: "I'm going to call a dinosaur, Mama!"

Me: "You do that."

:::Dials the dinosaur telephone number (I imagine their cellphones look like the Zack Morris cell phone) and waits for a dinosaur to pick up the ringing phone:::::

Connor: RAWR!

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Connor: "I'm going to call Eta (his great grandmother...we have weird names for our family members)

.....:::Squeaky voice:::: "Uh Hello, my BOY! :::::Oh Hi Eta! How are you? I'm doin good. "

:::hangs up the phone::::

Connor: "Eta can't talk now, cause she's still at the bingo.

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Connor: "I have to call 911"

Me: "Why?"

Connor: "There's in emergency in heaven. Some guy was driving his car and another guy crashed him cause he was driving crazy."

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